Previously, on This Will Change Your Life: I have been trying Rich Habits, a book which promises to change your life by helping you adopt the daily habits of rich people. Read Day 1, Part 1 here.
Step Three of Rich Habits is to engage in self-improvement every day, by reading books related to your field. Rich people do not watch TV or spend too much time on the internet. Because, and I quote, ‘Time is too valuable to be wasted on matters with no tangible value’.
My response to this is shown in this picture: a pile of Serious Books for my education, and also ‘Poo Bum’, because I refuse to believe that entertainment has ‘no tangible value’.
Rich Habit 4: devote part of every day to looking after your health. This one is easy for me as I already do this.
Rich Habit 5: Devote each and every day to forming lifelong relationships. This one is not so easy. I love my friends and family (and yes, I know you are probably one of them if you’re reading my blog at this early stage. I LOVE YOU. YES I DO) but I am bad at correspondence. (SORRY I LOVE YOU I’M JUST BAD)
Rich Habit 6: ‘I will live each and every day in a state of moderation’.
This is my reaction to this rule:
Moderation is not very ‘me’. I envy the people who can eat a square of dark chocolate and leave it at that. Actually, I don’t envy those people, because they don’t get to eat much chocolate. Doing things to excess can be fun. And surely excess and riches go hand-in-hand. Does Kim Kardashian live each day in a state of moderation? Does
Sir Alan Lord Sugar? I think NOT. I do not like this rule.
Rich Habit Seven is ‘Adopt a “do it now” mindset’. I would have been fine with this rule if I didn’t suspect that ‘doing it now’ was always work and no play.
Rich Habit Eight is ‘I will engage in Rich Thinking every day’. What this means is affirmations. AFFIRMATIONS. My worst self-help fear. These affirmations are supposed to be the things you want, and the things you want to be, written in as if they are true the present and read aloud.
Despite the fact I thought that affirmations are probably rubbish, I played along with it anyway. I can’t share them all with you without dying of embarrassment, but they went along the lines of:
- ‘I earn [double my current salary]’
- ‘I am fulfilled by my job’
- ‘I am successful’
- ‘I do not have mice’
… because if saying affirmations could double my salary, I might as well see if they work as a form of pest control.
Rich Habit Nine is to save ten percent of your salary, which is too dull to even bother blogging about.
Rich Habit Ten is, and I kid you not, ‘I will control my thoughts and emotions each and every day’. Because rich people are so immensely all-powerful, they are their own Big Brother. Or perhaps they are all God, because they have ultimate control. I don’t think the author of this book has actually read Zayn Malik’s Twitter feed lately. I mean, Zayn has loads of cash and his uncontrolled thoughts make national news on a regular basis.
Anyway enough of wittering about former members of One Direction, I am too much of a Rich Thinker for that sort of stuff now. This is what August will be like for me. Goals. To-do lists. Moderation. Control. Affirmations. And lots of cash at the end.